Jen and Tim brave the harsh California desert in search of a truly obscure female-focused vampire chiller, The Velvet Vampire!
Watch The Velvet Vampire on Shudder, and accept no substitutes! This is the best version of the film currently available, as the most recent blu-ray release is extremely difficult to find.
No jok...
2025-11-09 21:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim and Jen reach deep into the spooky season remainder bin and pull out one of the better shot-on-video horror movies…but regular listeners know just how low that bar can really go.
Video Violence filmmaker Gary P. Cohen has a website!
Jen and Tim look back at “the Cybertruck of prestige novel adaptations,” Kenneth Branagh’s Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein!
Most of this interview with Frank Darabont is about The Shawshank Redemption, but at the tail end he gives his unvarnished thoughts on what a hash Branagh made of his screenplay for Frankenst...
2025-10-19 19:44:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim and Jen haze Bitter Karella over her inexplicable defense of a Halloween-themed anthology film, Trick 'r Treat!
As of 2024, filmmaker Michael Dougherty is threatening a sequel to Trick 'r Treat. Be still my heart.
Jen welcomes back Julie (chimericalgirl.bsky.social) to discuss a criminally underseen coming-of-age film directed by Adrian Lyne, Foxes.
Read an interview with Kandice Stroh, in which she talks in detail about playing the part of Deirdre in th...
2025-09-30 04:44:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Due to some audio difficulties, the next episode is taking a little longer to edit but will be here tomorrow, 9/29. Thanks so much for your patience!
2025-09-29 05:05:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim and Jen aren’t scandalized by infamous teen gross-out comedy Porky’s, it just kind of makes them scratch their heads.
Someone compiled every Siskel and Ebert review of a Bob Clark film from Murder By Decree to one we actually covered on the show, Loose Cannons. 2025-09-21 23:51:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Jen and Tim invite Patrick Cosmos back to the show to discuss the woeful sequel to Rock ’n’ Roll High School! Please drop us a line at info@haveyouseen.us if you understand the refrigerator bit.
Filmmaker Adan Gonzales obviously produced Forever: The Untold Story of Rock ’n’ Roll ...
2025-09-14 19:05:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim and Jen welcome Chris Person of the Aftermath website to discuss John Waters’s favorite film, Joseph Losey’s big swing at Tennessee William’s first flop, Boom!
We highly recommend the worker-owned and reader-supported Aftermath, especially th...
2025-09-01 03:08:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Jen and Tim get around to a cute cult film about exploitation and capitalism, Josie and the Pussycats!
Get Russ Burlingame’s love letter to the film, Best Movie Ever! for 30% off with discount code SEENTHIS over at JosieBook.com! This comprehensive oral history of the film covers the beloved ...
2025-08-17 20:58:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi all! We are delaying the next episode due to medical issues (nothing serious, just requires a doctor visit and rest), so expect it to drop on 8/17. Thanks in advance for your patience!
2025-08-05 20:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim and Jen host the freakiest guest they know, the lovable Bitter Karella of Midnight Pals fame, to chat about one of the freakiest movies she knows, Dr. Caligari!
Screen Anarchy has a wonderful gallery of Caligari director Stephen Sayadian’s work, going all the way bac...
2025-08-03 19:54:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Jen and Tim unearth one of the most famous unproduced screenplays of all time, Clair Noto's dark sci-fi tale The Tourist.
Read the Clair Noto interview that reminded Jen that this screenplay exists!
Tim and Jen experience a stodgy treatment of Hollywood avarice, The Oscar.
Friend of the show Josh Olson does indeed appreciate the corniness of this movie— so much so that you can hear him join comedian Patton Oswalt and filmmaker Erik Nelson for the audio commentary on the Kino Lorber blu-ray!
If you’re dying to read an academic paper on ...
2025-07-14 05:03:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Jen and Tim unearth a cursed relic: the television show cancelled before the final credits even rolled, Turn On!
Thank you, SoapsNThings on YouTube, for archiving so many episodes of Peyton Place.
The offensive Aussie show Jen alluded to that also got cancelled during the first episode was "Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos." You can s...
2025-07-07 05:05:41 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! Due to shitty day job commitments, we've pushed the end of month episode back to next Sunday, 7/6, but we plan to have a full slate for you for the month of July as well, with a new show dropping every Sunday. Thanks for bearing with us while we push pixels around a screen for someone else's project.
Jen
2025-06-30 05:17:58 +0000 UTC View PostGood news, all! The RSS feed for our publicly available episodes is working as normal, and any locked episodes will appear on the Patreon feed as per usual. If you encounter any problems accessing patron-only episodes, Patreon support suggests the following:
In the rare instance that the redirected RSS link doesn't work as expected for some fans, we advise your members to come to the Patreon app and get a new RSS link.
2025-06-23 01:13:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim and Jen ride along with a taciturn Ryan O'Neal for Walter Hill's sinuous neo-noir, The Driver!
Walter Hill spoke with Deadline in 2024 about his influences, Tony Scott's idiot brother, and of course, westerns.
Hill also talked about the controversy surrounding The Warriors in an interview for 2025-06-22 23:13:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi folks!
We are currently dealing with an issue with our RSS feed, which popped up after the switch from Acast hosting and is preventing our episodes from appearing on other platforms like Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Overcast, etc. Fortunately, if you listen to the show via the Patreon website or app, you're all good! Rest assured that we're wor...
2025-06-17 03:48:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Jen and Tim examine some D-tier David Mamet: the by-the-numbers heist flick, uh, Heist.
Chris Person of the worker-owned tech news site Aftermath dug up the previously unavailable special Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants in pristine broadcast resolution and made it available to the world once again. 2025-06-15 22:25:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello friends! As of tomorrow, Patreon will be serving up the podcast's RSS feed instead of Acast. What does this mean for you, the listener? Not a heck of a lot! If you're a subscriber there's no action you need to take on your end, but please do let us know if you experience any hiccups with your feed, either here, 2025-05-29 18:26:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim and Jen suffer through a patchwork spy pastiche, Casino Royale.
Errata: Jen attributed the anecdote about producer Charles K. Feldman removing the pay-offs to the jokes in the script to Joe McGrath, but it actually came from another director credited on the film, Val Guest.
Speaking of, you can look through some of superagent-turned-p...
2025-05-29 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Jen sends thousands of robots to compel Tim to discuss a film "suggested by" Isaac Asimov's writings, I, Robot!
The creepshot photographer Jen couldn't remember the name of was Miroslav Tichý. You can see many of his surreptitious and admittedly beautiful works at ArtNet.
Speaking of Czech artists, we neglected to mention that 2025-05-18 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim can barely hold back his excitement about a movie that (kind of) has Cynthia Rothrock in it: Prince of the Sun!
View the (kind of) English dub of the film at the Internet Archive.
Jen forgot that her Letterboxd list was called ...
2025-05-11 03:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Jen invites comedian Kath Barbadoro to enjoy Psycho Kickboxer, the martial arts schlock movie that put Virginia Beach on the map!*
Hear more of Kath on the Lie, Cheat, & Steal and What a Time to Be Alive podcasts. S...
2025-04-27 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A mysterious stranger returns to the show to evaluate a weak Disney stab at a dark sci-fi blockbuster: The Black Hole!
Jen welcomes Jesse Hawken of the venerable Junk Filter podcast to help her detox from the bad trip that is Otto Preminger's Skidoo!
See Preminger host his own trailer for Bunny Lake is Missing, and you better not show up late or he'll open up a can of Vienna-sausage-in...
2025-04-14 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Jen welcomes musician and poster par excellence Patrick Cosmos to chat about a fun little movie with tongue firmly in cheek, Blood Diner!
Find Patrick at veryimportant.lawyer on Bandcamp and Bluesky, and get his Tonal Rotors album at 2025-03-23 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Jen blasts off with Bitter Karella in search of the meaning of an artifact from 2011: the motion-capture kid's flick Mars Needs Moms.
We glibly refer to the film as "one of the biggest box office bombs of all time," as well as THE biggest, but narrowing down the actual Failure of All Failures is tough. Wikipedia has an unranked list of box ...
2025-03-16 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Jen and Tim suffer through an ill-starred attempt at an international caper, Shanghai Surprise!
Podcast like a pro with Zencastr!
Life With My Sister Madonna is a delightfully juicy read penned by her late brother, ...
2025-03-10 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post