Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

The Only Justice League That Matters

Shayera stans rise.

Winx 3 Commentary, Episodes 21 & 22

Historians say Riven and Nabu were besties.

Charmed video script

Intro:

Charmed is one of those shows where I love it, but it also drives me to the brink of madness because of its many, many stumblings. But then it wins me back, cuz dammit, I just love these characters so much, and I want good things for them.

Friend of the channel, Maxwell Media Inc., introduced me to Charmed many, many moons ago, and currently we’ve just recently wrapped up season 6, and are tak...

Revisiting the Justice League Animated Series script

Intro:

I’ve never been a big superhero

Winx 6 Rewrite, Episode 24 Audio - "Rivers of the Underworld"

With the Rivers of the Underworld on the loose, it's up to the Winx, and possibly even Selina, to stop their march of conquest.

Winx 6 Rewrite, Episode 23 Audio - "The Witch Queen"

Selina lays siege to Perilune to perform the Witch Queen ritual, leading the Winx - along with the students of Alfea, Redfountain, and Cloudtower - to retake Alfea College.

The Endless Wanderlust of Hollow Knight script

Intro:

It’s rare that I enjoy playing a game that continually breaks me, runs my sanity through the shredder, and makes me long for the sweet release of the void. Usually when I play games, it’s to relax and immerse myself in interesting worlds, compelling stories, and endearing casts. If a game has more challenging difficulty modes, you’d best believe I ain’t touching them. I’m not here for those.

And all of this makes...

Winx 6 Rewrite, Episode 22 Audio - "The Fairy Godmother"

Heading to the Forest of Flowers, the Winx seek the Fairy Godmother Eldora's help in stopping Selina.

Winx 6 Rewrite, Episode 21 Audio - "Witches' Woes"

Lost in Oblivion, the Trix are taken on a delightfully unlovely trip down memory lane.

Winx 6 Rewrite, Episode 20 Audio - "The Vampire King"

The Winx and Trix are forced into an unlikely alliance in order to stop Orfeo from turning all of Gardenia into vampires.

Winx 6 Rewrite, Episode 19 Audio - "Hallowinx Havoc"

To celebrate gaining Ardorix, the Winx enjoy some downtime in Gardenia during Halloween. Unfortunately, Mitzi, Selina, and the Trix all have plans of their own to make this a night of vampiric terror.

Winx 3 Commentary, Episodes 17 & 18

I wanna die

I Rewatched Korra Book 1 & GURL I Have NOTES

Amon stole my bending and my joy.

The Crushing Ambition of Tales of Arise, Part 8: Rena

IT'S DONE

I Rewatched Korra Book 1 and GURL I Have NOTES (video script)

Intro:

Arguably one of the best hallmarks of a great friendship is all the new media they can introduce you to. In the last few years, I’ve been introduced to many different shows, animes, movies, and albums that I wouldn’t otherwise have touched, all thanks to weekly hangouts with friends over Discord.

One such friend actually introduced me to MASH, which I have no clue how I lived my entire life without. A...

The Crushing Ambition of Tales of Arise, Part 7: Lenegis

Hevrekt Got Wrekt.

The Crushing Ambition of Tales of Arise Part 6: The Wedge

I hate it here

The Crushing Ambition of Tales of Arise Part 5 (Ganath Haros)

bleehhhhhhh

That Time Nickelodeon Ruined The First Two Winx Club Seasons

I said what I said.

The Crushing Ambition of Tales of Arise | Part 4 (Mahag Saar)

Remember, revenge bad if fem

Why the Winx Club Specials Suck script

Intro:

When Nickelodeon acquired the rights to Winx Club back in the long-forgotten year of 2010, the show at that point had been through four seasons and two feature films, seeing the titular characters graduating from Alfea College and becoming young adults. And with the co-produced season 5 on the horizon, Nickelodeon had to burn through all that content quickly.

And so, the plan was simple: get through the first four seasons ...

The Crushing Ambition of Tales of Arise, Part 3: Elde Menancia

W.I.T.C.H. Season 3, Episode 4 Script

The Guardians uncover the truth behind Ari's rise to power, and contemplate an alliance with the banshees of Arkhanta.

Also, my friend Tea who's helping co-write the season recently had the idea to have the banshees be nonverbal, and have Hay Lin serve as a sort of emapth-powered translators. I've already revised earlier scripts, so that's why the banshees have no dialogue currently.

Tortured Poets Department initial thoughts

Okay, but she had us all gagged on the whole “I’m having his baby, jk” line, right?

The Tortured Poets Department took my expectations, ran them through the shredder, then left me stranded and broken… and yes, it was a wonderful time. I don’t know about y’all, but I was expecting this to be a breakup album, with the vibe of a classy, high-society Folklore.

I expected anger and sadness, but I wasn’t expecting this<...