Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

The Best Filler Episodes of ATLA Book 1

Let us bride this Great Divide, lol.

The Best Filler Episodes of ATLA: Book 1 (script)

Intro:

Some of the best episodes of Avatar: The Last Airbender… are the filler episodes. Given it came out in an era before streaming, before the current model of binge watching and full season drops, Avatar was designed from the ground up to tell its long-running story through largely self-contained episodes.

This balance of episodic and long-running storytelling not only allowed the show a lot of freedom in the kinds of stori...

The Slayers: The Vox Machina of the 1990s

Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess!

The Slayers: The Vox Machina of the 1990s (first 6 minutes)

Kill meeeeeeeeeeee

Ranking Hazbin Hotel Songs Because I'm A Loser, Baby

You didn't know?

Ranking Every Hazbin Hotel Song script

Intro:

So we all agree that our Spotify Wrapped is gonna be dominated by the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack, right? I don’t know what the hell they put into these songs, but they slap, and most of them have been trapped in my brain cage for weeks.

So today, we’re gonna go through my personal ranking of the soundtrack from worst to best. Shouldn’t need to specify this, but this is all subjective. If I don’t adore one of your favo...

Musa Character Analysis script

Intro:

Musa has long been my favorite Winx. Perhaps it’s my weakness for the color red, or the fact she’s the resident artsy one. I was about to say aside from Bloom, but given the show can’t remember she does art, fuck my drag I guess.

Her character changes quite a lot over the course of the series, but not always for the better. It can be kinda difficult to get a read on her personality beyond just… music and snark. And...

Slayers: The Vox Machina of the 1990s (script)

Intro:

Back in the ancient year of… 2012, I think, I recall trying to get into anime, searching desperately for anything that might be up my alley. As a Winx Club stan, a W.I.T.C.H. stan, and a Sailor Moon stan, I was looking for something with a leading lady who kicked ass, took names, and cleaned house like it was no one’s business.

And low and behold, as I scoured YouTube for recommendations, I came across a list by Anime ...

How Hazbin Hotel Stole My Soul

Emily rights

How Hazbin Hotel Stole My Soul

Intro:

When the pilot for Hazbin Hotel dropped way back in 2019—ya know, before someone unleashed the Mummy’s Curse to begin the apocalypse—I remember quite enjoying it. The concept of an animated series set in Hell, all about this parody of a Disney princess trying to redeem sinners, was quite compelling.

Especially as an animated project that was specifically for adults without feeling soulless like most adult animated si...

Does Avatar NEED A Live Action Remake Though?

Kill meeeeeeeee.

Do We NEED A Live Action Avatar Tho? (And Why We Hate Animation)

Intro:

When Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs premiered at the Carpay Circle Theater in December of 1937, all the doubt in “Disney’s folly” seemed to melt away as the audience sobbed over Snow’s death. Any uncertainty over whether moviegoers would enjoy the story of a character made out of lines and animation cels was quickly put to rest.

Before Snow White, animation had been limited to silly little shorts, many of them exp...

The Crushing Ambition of Tales of Arise Part 2 (Cyslodia)

THAT GANABELT

Why Avatar's Opening Monologue Still Works

Everything changed when my braincels gave up.

Why Avatar's Opening Monologue Still Works

Intro:

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, Katara spoke this monologue to you, and it has been burned into your memory ever since, to the point you can recite it at will unprompted. The story behind this world besieged by war, paired with gorgeous art and animation that really drives the story home, can’t help but engross you while also getting you invested in the journey you’re about to embark on.

Opening monologues are a tri...

Tecna Goes To Hell! | Winx 3 Commentary, Eps 13 & 14

Be dramatic, and do revenge.

Shonen That You Play | Why The Tales Of Series Might Be For You script

Intro:

The Tales Of series is deeply underrated. Despite having some of the best characters and casts in perhaps most media I’ve seen, these games tend to remain obscure to most people, save for the dedicated, hardcore Tales audience. Tales of Arise broke sales records when it released back in 2021, but honestly… I haven’t seen many people talking about it recently. As though it made a huge splash, only to join its older siblings...

Avatar & Fairy Tail Reviews, Disney Retrospectives, More Rewrites, & Relaunching My Book? | Big Projects for 2024 (video script)

Intro:

Ciao all, Thomas here! I figured with the year ending, it’s the  perfect time to talk to y’all about where I’m at, and what I have in store for the channel. Admittedly, the past couple years have been… not a mess per say, but it’s been a lot of experimenting with spontaneous breaks throughout. There’s quite a few reasons for that, but I’ve been spending the past few months thinking things over, and developing ...

The Crushing Ambition of Tales of Arise Part 1.5

Yes. We're doing a 1.5 lmfao

Yelling About A JRPG You've Never Played For 2 Hours | The Crushing Ambition of Tales of Arise (preview)

The first 2 hours of a new video I've been working on about Tales of Arise. I'm ready to die.

More Book Character Art! | Rosie & Argent

My CHILDRENNNNNNNNN. Like last time, the fantastic artwork was done by Rachel McQuade and I AM HERE FOR THEMMMMMM.

These are the lead characters from my book, De Cineribus: From the Ashes, to be eventually rebranded and relaunched alongside this gorgeous artwork. OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED.

Wish is Ambitiously Lazy (first thoughts)

I wish for a better movie.

Tales of Arise Review Script, Part 2: The Cyslodia Arc

Arriving in Cyslodia:

Cyslodia is the p

Flora Finally Matters Yay | Winx 3 Commentary, Episodes 11 & 12

Do not trust the trees - especially Steve.

I'm Making A 7 Hour Video On A Game Y'all Have Never Played, Help lmfao

Ciao all, Thomas here!

I'm working on a video about Tales of Arise, analyzing its story and all the ways it has given me strife. I know most of y'all prob aren't Tales girlies, but I've been working to make it very friendly to non-Tales fans. As it stands, the video's script is still underway, and I'm recording & editing as I go.

It's already reached the 1-hour mark, and I'm wondering if y'all would like some video previews of ...

Tales of Arise Review Script, Part 1: The Calaglia Arc

What follows is a preview of the script I'm cur

Operation: Seek Therapy | Winx 3 Commentary Eps 9 & 10

Stan Count Valtor, for it turns out he's prob a vampire.

Hallowinx is DEEPLY Iconic

*laughs in scarecrow*

Sky is TRASH | Winx 3 Commentary, Eps 7 & 8

I disown Sky and Diaspro.

Felix Character Art

The boi has come to life, bisexual flames and all. Art by Rachel McQuade (Tixel McQuade on Instagram)!