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Suria’s so cute in these pages, holy shit. Had a bit of a rough day today. Our dog woke us up at 7:00 AM this morning to go outside, and he thanked us by drinking a bunch of water too fast and throwing up on our bed. Then later that day he went and hurt his...
2021-04-30 03:34:37 +0000 UTC View Post
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Whew! Leslie and I did a bunch of yard work today. First time we’ve ever done it for our own house! Haven’t used a pushmower since I was 13, but me and Leslie sure took turns pushing the hell out of it! You know, just a year ago, it was all MUD. Just gros...
2021-04-26 03:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Ugh, stressful day. Our dog has been weird and anxious, we had to babysit a hyperactive teenager, I'm exhausted. Still managed to get this page done, though! And in 8 days, we go and get our second vaccination shot! We have next month's Patreon rewards already mos...
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I have been KILLING it with my workouts later. The other day, I went 1 hour and 25 minutes on the treadmill at the highest incline going 2 miles an hour. Not very fast, but it was a SUPER long, steep-ass climb. I ended up burning 1,000 calories. Sure feels like i...
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God, I’m so happy with how this page came out. It’s kind of a mini-miracle that we somehow ended up in a park in Arkansas just so that we could later recapture that feeling of just walking under the trees. Just look at how pretty Leslie drew this! Natural...
2021-04-16 04:10:38 +0000 UTC View Post
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Whew, gonna make a short blog post today because I’ve been flat-coloring for like 4 hours now and my eyes are bugging out. Be sure to take periodic breaks when working at your computer for extended amounts of time! I know I sure don't! ENJOY THE CUTENESS.
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Oh man, I have been kicking ASS at my workouts lately. I've been going at a slow 2 miles per hour, but at the maximum incline for a full 60 minutes. According to my treadmill, I've climbed fucking 4,000 ft. and have burned 2,700 calories in the last 4 d...
2021-04-09 02:50:45 +0000 UTC View Post
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OH MAN, WE’RE GETTIN’ TO THE GOOD STUFF NOW. Hope you all had a good weekend! Leslie and I certainly did: We got our first dose of the covid vaccine! We’ve got that Moderna juice all up in our bloodstream! No side effects outside of some arm soreness. Of c...
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God, I LOVE how this page came out. These two are SO cute together. Leslie drew this page even better than I could have imagined. Their expressions, body language…all of it SO GOOD. I think you’re REALLY going to like where this scene goes.
Glad you...
2021-04-02 02:26:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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WE. LOVE. BUNNY SUITS. Leslie ESPECIALLY loves bunny suits. Their eyes just fuckin' lit UP when I proposed this idea. It's not exactly explicit, but it IS super cute. Leslie likes using these pin ups to occasionally experime...
2021-04-01 21:18:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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We realized we never did a bunny theme in April throughout our entire Patreon run! So here we go, exploring Suria's secret but totally plausible bunny side. Which cartoon bunny girl is she referencing? There's only one right an...
2021-04-01 21:04:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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No really, you're going to want to go look at those old pages. Seriously, go click the link above and check them out. Any page at all. Zoom in. Zoom in MORE. That's RIGHT, BABY!
I'm so happy to announce that th...
2021-03-29 01:26:30 +0000 UTC View Post
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Man, it’s been raining nonstop these past 3 days. Our yard is COMPLETELY flooded. It’s only finally starting to let up, but our poor old dog Bruce has been cooped up inside all this time with only the quickest, umbrella-covered trip to...
2021-03-26 02:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Finally, a weekend where no one’s hurt, sick, or even just busy with house-maintenance stuff. Just a nice, chill weekend for us. This week we’re going to see if we can’t get a bunch more resizing done for older Rock Cocks pages. I’d lik...
2021-03-22 03:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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Real short blog post 'cause I got a stomach bug that's just beating the hell out of me right now. Been sprawled out on the couch for a good chunk of the day. Leslie didn't just take care of me but also finished this whole damn page. What a fucking kin...
2021-03-19 02:55:36 +0000 UTC View Post
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We're back, baby! And so is Leslie's back! All they needed was some rest and relaxation. Leslie stayed mostly sprawled out on the couch with a copy of Pokemon Yellow for MAXIMUM comfort. They're all healed up and just busted out this amazing page! ...
2021-03-15 03:59:42 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Unfortunately, Leslie threw out their back today and has just been laid out on the couch. They don't even know how they did it, but it's nothing too serious that a day of rest can't fix. I'll let you know if any other delays should be expected, but I gotta nurse them back to health. See you soon!
2021-03-12 05:41:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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Good news! Our dog is all better now! Just needed a little bit of rest and to stay perfectly still with his humans on a couch for a bit. Bad news? No bad news! Not this time, bitches! We are, however, very tired. Looking over a hurt dog is exhaustin...
2021-03-08 04:22:29 +0000 UTC View Post
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How you liking those new rewards, everyone? We’re still working on getting the full comic resized to something a bit bigger, but I hope this serves as a good appetizer! This is going to be a short post because our dog hurt himself and I am absolutely ex...
2021-03-05 03:27:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Introducing...THE ROCK COCKS FANPACK! This is a MASSIVE .rar file containing high-res crops, zoom-ins, and panels from across tracks 1-14 of the comic, totaling nearly 3,000 hi-res images of all your favorite Rock Cocks moments! This is 1.8 gigs of Rock Cocks content, so please make sure y...
2021-03-04 00:39:38 +0000 UTC View Post
A new reward for EVERYONE! Here's an entire collection of Rock Cocks panels straight from the comic itself, resized for 1920 x 1080p resolution!
In my deep dive for ad assets in Rock Cocks print files, I saw a LOT of panels that looked like they'd be good for straight-up backgrounds on my des...
2021-03-03 23:41:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's this month's pin ups! Click here to check out all the previous ones!
We thought we'd do a couple sets of workout pin ups with the Rock Cocks crew to build on that Singles Comic! This month we decided on Steg and Suria, since the others already had pin ups earlier this year. Since the c...
2021-03-01 18:56:56 +0000 UTC View Post
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Just been thinking a lot about the Rock Cocks cast lately, and I came to the realization that Clover would absolutely be the least physically fit of the entire crew. Coral and Steg got those arm muscles, Suria's burs...
2021-03-01 18:56:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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HEY, be sure to actually click the page itself this time! Not just the link, the actual comic page! The one right up there! Notice something...different? Is it crisper? Clearer? BIGGER? That's because it's a BIGGER RESOLUTION, BABY! We figure it's t...
2021-03-01 04:02:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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Just a heads-up: We made a separate twitter account EXCLUSIVELY for Rock Cocks stuff! Since you’re already Patrons, it might not be TOO useful for you, what ...
2021-02-26 04:16:38 +0000 UTC View Post
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The sun’s shining, the ice is melted, and we are fucking BACK, baby! Sorry we had to skip last week’s update, but there was no way we could get a comic out with our power constantly going on and off. Hope anyone who was affected here is doing better today...
2021-02-22 02:09:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Just letting you know that we weren't able to finish a page for Friday. Leslie and I were both affected by the recent southern ice age blanketing our country in ice. We weren't affected anywhere nearly as bad as other places have been to be sure, but we've been under a constant energy conservation watch with rolling blackouts periodically enacted. We've got nothing but the essentials going right now: A singe light source, some ph...
2021-02-19 03:19:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Sadly, ours was kind of a bust. We hadn’t been grocery shopping in a while and it was too cold and rainy to go out and pick something up, so we had to stay home and eat leftover pizza. It’s actually the first time as far as I c...
2021-02-15 04:18:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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Unfortunately, Bruce has been sick for the past two days so things have been kind of a bummer. Just some hip issues that makes it hard for him to get around or relax. Kept us up all damn night. Today he’s been better, but I still had to stay on the couch wi...
2021-02-12 03:35:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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LOOKS LIKE WE’RE ALL GETTING NAKED TONIGHT! Not much went on this weekend. Just work, work, work. It’s been raining all weekend, so that’s been kinda dreary. Started playing Shadow of Mordor, that’s pretty neat. Did some Final Fantasy XIV stuff. Real ...
2021-02-08 01:58:40 +0000 UTC View Post