The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Tom Reimann Day 🌭
Forged by the '90s to be a man of delight and joke density, Gamefully Unemployed's Tom is the star of Tom Day, which is ...
2022-12-22 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Alex Schmidt Day 🌭
Alex Schmidt, who is professionally a Schmitdy, is the smartest and kindest part of this site about finding and being cruel to extrem...
2022-12-21 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Brendan McGinley Day 🌭
As a monthly 1900🌭 columnist, Brendan has all the responsibilities standard to the position: protecting his part of the scepter ...
2022-12-20 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Lydia Bugg Day! 🌭
Lydia Bugg, who was first among columnists and if the words of that dying warlock are to be trusted, she will be the last. Lydi...
2022-12-19 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Upsetting Day 🌭
With our combined decades of online publishing experience, we know most people don't read article intros, especially when the concept is something as simple as "Here are some great 2022 articles." Which m...
2022-12-16 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Fucking Day 🌭
Fuck you. We mean that sincerely, it comes from the core of our sacral chakra, which is the one that controls the balls. Get fucked. That’s what we hope for you in the upcoming year, and if that doesn...
2022-12-15 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Nerding Day 🌭
Our nerd readers had it so good in 2022. Which is weird because 1900HOTDOG is almost entirely staffed by ass-crushing muscle studs. Weird. Anyway, here are our best Nerding Day articles.
Bes...
2022-12-14 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostThe Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Punching Day 🌭
A punch can be anything: An attack, a firm answer to a stupid question, a friendly hello to a son of a bitch, an expression of love to an insane Russian who no longer feels pain. Nothing is more flexible ...
2022-12-13 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Learning Day 🌭
Happy 1900-Hot-Dolidays, everyone! The year 2022 tried to get in our way and we marched right through that lame fuck's turf. We have been mocking curses and not dying for three years, and we are here to c...
2022-12-12 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: The Slotomania Live Christmas Special 🌭
Welcome, welcome! I’m here to ruin Christmas. Welcome!
Slotomania is an exploitative “free” “gambling” “game” and please notice the only descriptor that doesn’t require hard quotes a...
2022-12-09 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: RAPIST BEWARE! 🌭
All karate books take place in the imagination of the author, in a world where their particular dick stomp makes them a warrior king. As a rule, self-defense books are too cynical about the world, too opt...
2022-12-08 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 103 - Creeps on a Budget with Dirk Marshall
Seanbaby tasks Brockway and guest Dirk Marshall with an even IMPOSSIBLER task than outdoing the Eliminators: Be a cheaper creep at a stripclub than Don Diebel.
2022-12-07 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Eliminators with Dirk Marshall 🌭
Today on the Dogg Zzone 9000 we’re talking with Portland hot sauce magnate Dirk Marshall, grown corpulent and prideful from his p...
2022-12-07 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: President Warren G. Harding's Unbreakable Dong Cryptography 🌭
Warren G. Harding was a bad President and worse person. For example: Harding carried on a fifteen year love affair, with his friend’s wife, who was palling around with enemy spies…and that is not the ...
2022-12-06 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: A Very Larry Christmas 🌭
It’s finally that festive time of year when we all get a visit from our favorite chubby, jolly, senior citizen, Larry The Cable Guy. You might be surprised to hear Larry The Cable Guy released a Christm...
2022-12-05 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Vegemorphs
Vegemorphs is an Animorphs parody about vegetables. And pride.
Teamworking Day: Baby Got Book
Brockway: I have convened the Hot Dog today to talk about a parody song called “Baby Got Book.” Already you understand how this is going to go, and already you are so tired. Some fuck...
2022-12-01 14:40:52 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 102 - A Knock 'N Roll Book Game with Jason Pargin
Seanbaby asks Heavy Metal expert Jason Pargin and Satan expert Brockway to examine Don't Knock Rock, a book about the evils of rock 'n roll that the author forgot to write.
2022-11-30 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Satanic Backmasking with Jason Pargin 🌭
It's Dogg Zzone 9000 day, and we are playing all the hits-- we're talking about a classic moral panic with classic podcast guest, 2022-11-30 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Learning Day: The O'Reilly Factor for Kids 🌭
It’s 2022! Bivalently vaxed, you’re cleared to celebrate Thanksgiving with elderly family at last. As you carry sweet potatoes ‘cross the strangely dim threshold of their home, the door slams shut b...
2022-11-29 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: OMAC One Man Army?
Sometimes bin diving at your local comic book shop is a real waste of time, and sometimes you discover Jack Kirby’s cautionary tale about the dangers of exploding sex dolls. I don’t know what it’s l...
2022-11-28 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Spider-Man vs. Urkel 🌭
Who would win between Spider-Man and Urkel? Picture it. The proportional strength of a spider driving a fist through young Steve Urkel's skull. Officer Carl Winslow saying, "I didn't see a thing," as he stu...
2022-11-25 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: Listen to the Gibbering of the Artbots
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we write slash fiction about ourselves and publish it under the handle ‘wienermatesXxX.’
But t...
2022-11-24 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 101 - Meat That Loaf with Rusty Shackles
Brockway pulls Seanbaby and guest Rusty Shackles through the Meat portal into Loaf Land, where husky denim-vested knights attack god from flying hot rods and all for the love of a Debra.
2022-11-23 13:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Streets of Fire with Rusty Shackles 🌭
This week we’re talking with artist, beat ‘em up game expert, and general roving brawler Rusty Shackles about 2022-11-23 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Learning Day: The Frank Frazetta Museum 🌭
Yes hello to this weiner bunch. Well a while back i started to get that real strong PULL in my head again and a course the sorta 2022-11-22 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Fucking Day: How to Talk Dirty 🌭
In 1909 James Joyce wrote to his wife extensively about how much he ...
2022-11-21 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Taoist Feces Exercise 🌭
Hold on, this can't be right. This DVD is called... Taoist feces exercise.
Nerding Day: Malibu Comics' Firearm: The Movie
Malibu Comics’ Firearm was a deeply confusing book, and I feel that way even though they explicitly told me not to-
Extra Wiener 100 - The Arena RPG with Zak Koonce
Brockway pits Seanbaby and Zak Koonce against his favorite Bloodsport ripoff: Arena! The super goofy Bloodsport in space but with puppets. It's time to see which is the better Bloodsport: Bloodsport, or this puppet thing trying to be Bloodsport.
2022-11-16 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post