Super Beard Bros

Super Mario Bros. Wonder | Ep. #5 | Mr. Bubble

We’re all gonna swim.

Super Mario Bros. Wonder | Ep. #4 | Harry Elefonte

Y’all, this game is for sure toadingly possible.

QOTD: What animal will Mario never turn into?

Dead Rising | Ep. #23 | Kickaxe

Wing gundam and kick-axe!

QOTD: Would your mom watch Jeopardy with Brett?

TMNT Tournament Fighters | Ep. #4 | Weekly Bonus

Brett and Alex finally duke it out.

Super Mario Bros. Wonder | Ep. #3 | Heavy is the Harriet

Brett’s a bad king.

Dead Rising | Ep. #22 | Two-Kid Bod

What is it with these smassholes?

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Super Mario Bros. Wonder | Ep. #2 | Guydea

Ayo! What's the big guydea?!

Super Mario Bros. Wonder | Ep. #1 | Higler

Elephantize us, Cap’t.

Dead Rising | Ep. #21 | Live a Day

Thanks for watching this one, Kyle.

TMNT III Radical Rescue GB | Ep. #3 | Weekly Bonus

Grab your batteries, we’re goin’ Game Bois mode.

Dead Rising | Ep. #20 | Croptocalypse

I don’t know, this is some kind of zombie game cousin.

QOTD: What non-existing villain-player-character game would you love to play?

Elden Ring | Ep. #199 | I’m 27

You know all those in-depth X-Men focused episodes you hear about? This is the best one.

+TMNT NES | Ep. #6 | Weekly Bonus

Thank you for tuning into Dong-a-tape-ril.

QOTD: Do you like Rolling Rock?

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Temporary SF6 Break

Hey guys,

As you may know, there's recently been a COVID-19 surge in California, and unfortunately, we weren't able to avoid it. The good news is, everyone's okay and production resumed long ago, but the slightly bad news is that for a couple of the next Patreon uploads over the next few weeks, in place of an episode of the Dojo, you'll get an extra episode of Elden Ring instead.

Sorry for the inconvenience, thanks for your sup...

Ocarina of Time Ep. #19 | Slugma Balls

On a scale from 0 to Fire Temple, what’s your temperature on the word Vulvgina?

QOTD: How do you run at the airport?

Ocarina of Time Ep. #18 | On Burpose

BSMR is music for your little ears. We provide for our birds.

Ocarina of Time Ep. #17 | Barbenheimer

Are we human? Do we eat beans? Are we the bean eating aliens?

Ocarina of Time Ep. #16 | Sludgey and Delicious

We are like a Swedish train television show. We say stuff while you’re on a ride.

Ocarina of Time Ep. #15 | Booth Babes Got Banned

The episode is afflicted with a disease, and that disease is Sickle Cell Anemia. And there are many, many Vines. Go watch a Vine compilation today.

QOTD 1: What’s your favorite vine?

Ocarina of Time Ep. #14 | Worrrmmms

So now, in episode 7, we have finally reached the Forest Temple.

Ocarina of Time Ep. #13 | Dormpy

Do we go forward in time, back in time, or through time? We still don’t know.

Ocarina of Time Ep. #12 | Jirard's Lore

Go see Jirard’s live show where we learn about his lore.

Ocarina of Time Ep. #11 | My Dude's Nut

The Beard Bros were really the quiet kids at camp who hid their missing nut from twitter.

Ocarina of Time Ep. #10 | Looking For Danglers

Jirard gets canceled again because he loves Harry Potter. Absolutely adores it, nothing floats his boat more than Harry Potter, not even the dead sea.

Ocarina of Time Ep. #9 | The Boomer-Room

Dang! Look how old we are.

Ocarina of Time Ep. #8 | Mermaid Milky

We’ve got something very nice for you.

Ocarina of Time Ep. #7 | Donkey Dinko Nuts

Don’t get salt on us.

QOTD 1: Is Ted okay?

QOTD 2: What is the deal with these fairies?

Ocarina of Time Ep. #6 | Big Bird's Habanero

Envision with us a time and zone we’d be in if we got LeVar Burton on the show.