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Donny's Workout

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A short story about the rewards of determination.

Update: August

This month's big post: Fleshing Out, wherein a dude borrows his roomie's sex toy (with results that may surprise even some of you).

Next up: Too Many Notes, a short tale of music's profound effect on the fragile walls of reality.

Also: the con...

Fleshing Out

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Billy thinks his roomie is out of town for a while and goes poking around in things he sh...

Too Many Notes

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Danny finds some old sheet music.

Story by 2020-08-25 22:24:56 +0000 UTC View Post

News You Can Use (Maybe?)

Short version: I'm setting up a gumroad (https://gumroad.com/infinitelyimprobable) to  move some old posts there.  It seems prudent to find some alternatives to Patreon since it is teetering toward tumblrism; there's a new Spidey post; $5 tier can now enjoy 2020-07-26 04:35:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Spider-Man vs The Sinister Dicks

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Everyone's favorite friendly neighborhood superhero, a city besieged by perverted crimina...

The Hunt for Hyperia

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A hunky archaeologist chases a controversial hypothesis around the globe...  What he...

Perfect Configuration

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Too... many... pictures... arm hurts...

"A guy, desperate to catch up to his weight...

50 patrons?!?!?

I would never have guessed there were even that many people on Earth into this kind of stuff, so I am honestly kind of stunned.  I'm going to try to put together a special something in the next day or two to mark the occasion...

Meanwhile: I am up to my nips in this month's big post and with luck I hope to have the images all knocked out by the end of this week.  Also coming this month, another remaster or two of "classic" mate...

Hyper-Space

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A couple of guys exploring a gigantic space vessel find themselves somewhere they shouldn...

Pump It Up

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Having heard some encouraging (if wildly suspicious) success stories, Martin decides to t...

Adjusted For Inflation (Part 2)

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A request from a top-tier patron to continue this story.  It sprawled into a few ext...

Discord

I have linked the tiers to some Discord roles.  Some of the stuff is still being tweaked a bit on the server, so please bear with me.

This should help stay in touch in the event of a Patreon disruption but I don't plan to spam anyone with bloop-bloop-bloop.

Thanks, everyone!

Resuming Abnormal Operations

I'm trying to finish a short series for the end of the month.  This will conclude free-stuff April (though I may continue scattering freebies around as usual).  Next month will have another big post and n+1 smaller posts to fuel your masturbatory urges.

Thanks to everyone who decided to stick around, also to those who signed up during this month.  I'm going to try to put together something special for you soon. 2020-04-28 17:36:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Adjusted For Inflation

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A result of a request (well, two; sorry about that) from a $20 patron.  It's hard to...

Auditions, Part 1: Lex

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A regular beefy dude submits an audition video for an upcoming series...

I think he...

Zak Saturday: A Case of the Mondays

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One of my collaborators, 10tacles, supplied the writing for this one.  And the conce...

Flexx

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Presenting Flexx, wherein four hot guys discover an unusual game with some very ...

Miscellaneous News

• The big-new-series post for March is nearly complete and should be posted within the next few days.  I'm going to try to get another remaster out the door as well.
• I'll be pausing payments for April so nobody will be charged for that month.  Anyone who is currently a patron on April 1 should continue to have access to everything on their tier, including new stuff I'll be posting.  Billing should resume on...
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White Rabbit (Part 2)

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The continuing adventures of Enzo, the twink-turned-muscle-god.  He runs into some...

ValenTroy's Day

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A bromantic spa getaway!

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Spider-Man vs The Penetrating Doctor Cocktopus

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Presenting one of my more outlandish adventures (and the most technically challenging!) f...

Tales of Priapopolis, Volume 2: Gino's New Best Friend

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Remixed, remastered, and ribbed for your pleasure!

Tales of Priapopolis, Volume 1: The Wrong Dylan

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Presenting a post recovered from the archives of an imploding website, remastered for the...

Magic Time: Deuces Wild

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The long-awaited return of Jeff!

...Now with tiers

I really appreciate the patrons who have signed up so far, especially since they could see most of the stuff without paying anything for it.  

On the other hand, I've started to feel that it's a bit unfair to them to let so much stuff go out in public.  I know I had originally planned it to just be a donation sort of thing, but I really wanted to give these people something more for their generous support.

For these reaso...

White Rabbit

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"One pill makes you larger..."

So a few dozen should do something really inte...

WTF are you people into?

I do all sorts of themes in my "art" so I'm curious which of those is more prevalent among the kinks of my audience.

There are no wrong answers, and this won't necessarily influence what gets posted.

But it might.

Either way, the next series is in progress.  Look for the first post in the next few days...

Quiddick

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Presenting a collaboration with Kurokuku and 10tacles: The Weasley twins introduce ...

Product Review: Magic Time Lube

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I finally found the button to add multiple images and upload them the right way.  Si...