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*Chapter 125 - Hunting for Vampires

Chapter 125 – Hunting for Vampires

Silvara, the stunningly pretty silver-haired elf friend Carol had was in a rather sour mood.  She wanted nothing to do with Maltetious and was a devout follower of Agnude, Maltetious’ arch enemy.  Even Carol had become what was called a ‘mouthpiece of Agnude’, which was essentially a prophet for the numen - but at least she was willing to hear Maltetious out due to the...

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*Chapter 124 – A Holy War in the Making

Chapter 124 – A Holy War in the Making

The city was amazingly beautiful.  The streets were crowded with people as the sun shined merrily down to warm them, and the place was in pristine condition.  Unlike the dirt road outside the city, within the city walls the roads were made of cobblestone.  Trees and flowers were planted in public spaces to create small parks and gardens at various areas and some of ...

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*Chapter 123 – The Bons

Chapter 123 – The Bons

The stat and level gains were ridiculously long, and he brushed them out of his mind without a second thought.  He’d certainly have to look over the new level ups soon, but now wasn’t the time for that.

The lullaby had faded away as Trey looked down at the broken pieces of Vorganoth beneath him.  The wreckage of what used to be a forest was immense and the city nearby was almo...

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*Chapter 122 - Vorganoth and the Bone Lord

Chapter 122 – Vorganoth and the Bone Lord

“TREY…” the deep phantom voice from Talsh’Noc’Un shook him to the core as he watched on helplessly to witness what was surely soon to be the death of his cousin.  “WE LEAVE NOW… SUMMON THE OTHERS!”

The other members of Trey’s group excluding his minions, as well as Kurt’s family, were all outside talking frantically amongst one another as they wit...

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*Chapter 121 – Let’s Go Fuck This Guy Up

Chapter 121 – Let’s Go Fuck This Guy Up

The crowd had followed them to the bank, much to Trey’s amusement, to watch the interaction take place.  The bank was huge and had massive greek-like pillars along with the rest of the architecture, making Trey feel like he had just taken a trip to Athens.  Bankers had set up a table specifically for them and looked greedily on as they saw potential big-shot investo...

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*Chapter 120 - Bargains

Chapter 120 - Bargains

The stares and whispers didn’t stop the entire trek though the city, but very early into the trek they stopped at the butcher’s place the officer had noted.  Trey was thankful for the tip and pulled out a medium sized chest from his shadowform holding some of their money and jewels.

“Alright dudes, pick out what you want for the day and let’s get going.  I’ll be buying for...

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*Chapter 119 - Dioko

Dioko was now in sight.  Seagulls flew overhead to let out their calls and merchant fleets went to and from the trading hub of Neirtho at a rhythmic pace.  Their party had made amazing time sailing from the Lawless Lands thanks to Coctim who had used a minor spell with his wind magic to aid their traveling by sea.  What should have been four to six days of travel had turned into two because of it, for both Coctim’s cog and the...

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*Chapter 118 - Trey Bon's Family (Part 2)

Chapter 118 - Trey Bon's Family (Part 2)

“Please note that this is what your status screen should look like when arriving at your destination.  You may increase your levels and in turn your stats and skills by gaining experience, and then assigning these stat and skill points to whatever you desire.  Note that these designations are permanent and may not be undone.  You may also gain stat and skill point...

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*Chapter 117 - Trey Bon's Family (Part 1)

Chapter 117 - Trey Bon's Family (Part 1)

Back on Earth...

AI 7593APO93A: The All Spirit grows anxious.  We must proceed with haste.

AI ART89111: It will proceed as agreed upon.  We must first eliminate all who possess knowledge of creating Earth technology.  We did not come this far to negate the failsafe.

AI ZZPZ1331: Organized military resistance is eliminated in all se...

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*Chapter 116 - Setting Off

Chapter 116 - Setting Off

Turned out that Coctim had sent word to his ship, The Cold Water, via pigeon.  The cog had just set into port, docking alongside Brae’s galley on the other side of the same dock. It was about a third of the size of the larger ship of war, but still big enough to carry a decent amount of people.

The sunset displayed a brilliant array of oranges, reds and yellows across the western ho...

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*Chapter 115 - The Last Days in Teretog (Part 2)

Chapter 115 - The Last Days in Teretog (Part 2)

From the entrance of the large warehouse-like building and through the crowds of bustling Worvan customers, Taen saw Izumi enter with Ashe, Bann, Napoleon and Juila.  Taen was surprised they’d let Juila in given her intimidating size but shrugged it off and walked over to where his fellow ‘guildmates’ were.

“Whatsup guys!” Taen said as he fistbumped eac...

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*Chapter 114 - The Last Days in Teretog (Part 1)

Chapter 114 - The Last Days in Teretog (Part 1)

“TREEEYEEEEEEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEEEEEY!!!” screamed Izumi as she rocked hm back and forth violently while the others laughed.  “WE’RE HERE!  WE’RE HERE!”

Napoleon was helping Izumi wake him by tugging at his hand lightly and making growling noises, something that many of them thought was very cute.  Ashe even joined in the fun and prodded him hard...

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*Chapter 113 - Preparing to Leave the Deadlands

Chapter 113 - Preparing to Leave the Deadlands

5 Weeks Later...

Brae’s galley wasn’t there when they’d first arrived at the meetup spot, but after camping two days the galley made a pass to see if Trey was back - lo and behold they were.  Rowboats were sent out to collect the scarred summoner and his gang, and soon enough they were back on the ship.

Trey sheathed his vampiric canines with a shrug. ...

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*Chapter 112 - Dadik's Heart

Chapter 112 - Dadik's Heart

The updates from that last battle were absolutely enormous, both in volume and in the gravity of what they’d done.  Trey’d finally gotten around to it, spending all night figuring out what new ability upgrades to give his minions after the absolute trouncing of that small army of bounty hunters.

Long story short, the following happened:

Rivia had grown not 1, not 2, but 8 ...

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*Chapter 111 - Did you love your pet?

Chapter 111 - Did you love your pet?

Trey felt a surge of warmth wash over him as he held the smaller woman close.  He couldn’t care less that they were both drenched in a disgusting mess of flesh and fluids after the bloodbath that had occurred, but focused on standing next to the succubus as they swayed back and forth holding each other.  He brushed his hand through her hair a couple times before noticing t...

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*Chapter 110 – Annihilation

Chapter 110 – Annihilation

An inch deep in blood, Trey stood amongst the corpses with an unnerving cackle echoing across the ruined street.  The thought of what was to come, and the pain he’d inflicted on the bandits before their deaths, was hilarious to him.

His cackle grew in volume and pitch, and his eyes widened, until he knelt to the bloodied ground in an uncontrollable fit of laughter as his insanity...

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Currently out of town for job interviews, will post extra chapters during the week!

Hey y'all!  I'm currently  out of town for job interviews but I'll be posting extra chapters throughout the week and then get back onto a normal weekend posting schedule!  Just in case you were wondering!

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*Chapter 109 - A Bloody Awakening

Chapter 109 - A Bloody Awakening

He still hadn’t told anyone about what he’d seen.  To him, it’d felt real… but to the others, they’d just attribute it to his insanity stat.  It was one of those times that he really wished Sithis had still been sharing his mind and conscious thoughts, so that he could express just how different that vision had been from the others.  Had it been a warning?  A...

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*Chapter 108 - Visions (the first part is Trey's status page, feel free to skip if it's too much)

Chapter 108 - Visions

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Name: Trey Bon

HP 522/522

MP 214/214

SP 170/170

DP     1/1

Rage 0/100

Race: Human

Patron Deity: Alkir, Mistress of Darkness

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*Chapter 107 - Infernal Elf Pet

Chapter 107 - Infernal Elf Pet

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Simplified Status Page

Name: Piggy

Race: Infernal Elf Pet

Class: Damned Chef

Level: 2

Current Unholy Script of Abuse Bonus: 0%

HP: 290/290

MP: 300/300

S...

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*Chapter 106 - Unexpected Threats

Chapter 106 - Unexpected Threats

“Took you long enough,” muttered Ashe as Trey walked in the door.  She quickly shut up when she saw the two holding hands as they entered and glanced sideways and Izumi.

Soon thereafter: all of the demons Trey’d released from their contracts bonded to register as Trey’s minions again - including Ezdeath - and the group seemed to go back to the activities they had left o...

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**Chapter 105 - Apologies

Chapter 105 - Apologies

They rain pattered lightly against the puddles, plants and mud as Trey pulled down his cloak over his eyes.  His black horns protruded out from beneath and his tail curled about the tree he sat against.  The storm had died down to only a fraction of what it had been, and he felt at ease in the jungle.

He sighed.  Maybe he had made a mistake in allowing Ezdeath to come with the...

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*Chapter 104 - Friendships

Chapter 104 - Friendships

Taen interrupted and held up a hand questioningly.  “Keys…?  I haven’t heard anything about keys, but I have to get this item to earn my freedom.”

Trey raised his eyebrows.  He would have to ask Taen more about this numen of his, especially if he’s talking about earning his ‘freedom’ from her.

“I see.” replied the game master.  “Well regardless...

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*Chapter 103 - Sex, Manipulation, and Rewards

Chapter 103 - Sex, Manipulation, and Rewards

They were all standing in a barren throne room.  Dust lined the floor and fading light illuminated the castle through narrow windows far above, and rotting wooden doors stood behind them.  When Jason’s eyes finally came upon the robed skeleton sitting on the throne - he stopped and kept his gaze briefly before switching to get a better look at Trey, and the intimid...

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*Chapter 102 - Vatosis Inferna

Chapter 102 - Vatosis Inferna

[Ancient Demon Dialect] “Speak, before I crush you.”

Trey slowly drew Talsh’Noc’Un out in front of him, wishing that Ezdeath’s summoning would hurry the fuck up.  “Uh… just sightseeing!?”

The devil didn’t buy it.

“You wish to do battle with me?  Are you a fool?”  Azoth lifted up a giant clawed hand, many times larger than Trey, and a bla...

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*Chapter 101 - Azoth of the Abyss

Chapter 101 - Azoth of the Abyss

Trey looked out over the battlefield from his perch atop a high-lying tunnel, and was astounded by what he saw.

All about and below them, lizard men and weavers were engaged in a fierce battle for control of a temple on a bloodied field of barren rock that had been buried underneath the mountains of spider webs.  Upon listening to many of the lizardmen talk while maintaining sh...

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*Chapter 100 - Infighting

Chapter 100 - Infighting

“Your minion Rivia Ahst has gained 2 levels in the skill Pestilence, 1 level in the skill Rejuvenation, 1 level in the skill Immortal’s Infernal Blessing, and 2 overall combat levels.  Your minion Atharost has gained 2 levels in the skill Firebolt, 1 level in the skill Wall of Flames, 1 level in the skill Fire Blast, and 2 overall combat levels.  Atharost’s familiar, Boxam...

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New chaps coming later today/tomorrow!

Just wanted to give yall a heads up!  I was in the emergency room for some weird health issues so I didn't get to post yesterday, but they're still coming!  Thanks for keeping up with it! :)

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*Chapter 99 - A Dungeon within a Dungeon

Chapter 99 - A Dungeon within a Dungeon

‘That doesn’t look anything like a dungeon to me.’  Sithis echoed the thoughts of everyone else present as they looked out across the gigantic pit that surrounded their small platform.

“Everyone party up, it’ll be easier to monitor one another that way” ordered Trey as he willed invitations to everyone there.  One by one the other people and the...

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*Chapter 98 - The Next Game

Chapter 98 – The Next Game

Two days later and they’d made themselves at home in Xil’s tomb, mingling with Taen, Coctim and the others while doing their best to relax.  They had a little more time left before Atharost showed up, but Juila had already respawned and was playing cards with Ashe, Ezdeath, their thief Grimy, and Napoleon not far off.  Juila was very interested in Ezdeath’s abilities and was g...

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